[29.09.09]

Advice of the day:
Never go near the bed if you have not slept in the night before.

Consequences of non-compliance:
Waking up with:
A dream that doesn't makes sense
An aching back and neck
An almost-bursting bladder
To-do list put on hold
A waiting friend on MSN
Fun missed out
Mouse wire tangled all over
Hyperventilating laptop
An exhausted body.

Add-ons:
Tripping over some wires on the floor
while rushing to the toilet
and tada!
A painful bum.

Note to self:
Never ever lie on the bed if you're not sleeping.
Never put anything on the bed except for pillows.
Always look out for the massive amount of wires on the floor.

Things to do:
Run up to the fourth floor of this building and jump down.

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Keyi.